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Amanda Coker is an American ultra-cyclist and the current record holder of the World Endurance record for distance in a calendar year.
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The Commando System was a mostly voluntary, part-time force of the South African Army, but in their role as local militia the units were often deployed in support of and under the authority of the South African Police.
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