The Lipka rebellion was a mutiny from 1672 of several cavalry chorągwie (regiments) of Lipka Tatars, who had been serving in the forces of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth since the 14th century. The immediate cause of the rebellion was overdue pay, although increasing restrictions on their established privileges and religious freedom also played a role.
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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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