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Mr Joe B. Carvalho is a 2014 Indian Hindi-language comedy film that was released on 3 January 2014. The film is directed by Samir Tewari, and produced by Shital Malviya and Bhola Ram Malviya. The film stars Arshad Warsi, Soha Ali Khan, Javed Jaffrey and Vijay Raaz. The first teaser of the film was released on 17 November 2013. The film also has guest appearances by Geeta Basra, Mahika Sharma and Karishma Kotak. Singer Babul Supriyo debuts in the film by playing a cameo.\nThe movie's title itself is a wordplay on the Hindi phrase Jo bhi karwa lo.
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