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Euconocephalus is a genus of bush cricket in the 'conehead' tribe Copiphorini.
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Malus orientalis, the eastern crabapple or Caucasus apple, is a species in the genus Malus with relatively large yellow fruit. It contributed slightly to the gene pool of domesticated apples, a distant second to M. sieversii.
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