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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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