{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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