{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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Oh! The Grandeur is the third studio album by the American singer-songwriter Andrew Bird, and his second with the band Bowl of Fire. The first track, \"Candy Shop\", was recorded as a demo track for the then-upcoming Tim Robbins film, Cradle Will Rock. Another track of note on this album is \"Tea & Thorazine,\" which was inspired by Bird's autistic brother's experience with mental institutions. The song mentions a \"Dr. B\" and Bird identifies him in the album liner notes as Bruno Bettelheim, an early autism researcher.
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